It has come to my attention that perverts and sodomites read this blog. This is partly good, because there's nothing better than imagining the eventual downfall of a pervert or a sodomite, but partly bad. What if they swayed the faithful? It's one thing to watch someone else get tortured with fire for all eternity, but it's quite another to be personally tortured with fire for all eternity. I mean, eternity's a long time. A REALLY long time. I definitely wouldn't want that for myself.
So I am declaring this blog a NO-SIN ZONE. Only members of my church will be allowed to stay. That means you're not invited. You can go play in the road.
Are all of the perverts gone yet?
On to the good stuff!