Saturday, January 26, 2008

What would we do without them?

Thank goodness we have the saints at GodHatesFags. As I've said before, they are out there ACTUALLY DOING the things the rest of you perverts just talk about.

Actors are basically Satan. That's why Heath Ledger died. I know this -- for sure! And there's very little that anyone can know for sure. God's the only absolute, after all.

Actually, this sort of thing might be as logically consistent as atheists can get. I've always said that if you don't believe in God, you might as well kill yourself.

And a special message to you atheists out there who HAVEN'T killed yourselves (yet): Please stop sending me e-mails claiming that my religion is wrong. I've already refuted all of your arguments on this blog. For example, the sky is blue. It's GORGEOUS. Therefore, God exists. Checkmate!

Here's another one: The Bible exists. Therefore, someone must have written it. Do you know who wrote it? No, you don't! Therefore, God must have personally written it! Checkmate AGAIN, suckers!

It's almost too easy. You know why? It's because with God all things are possible. Therefore, without God, nothing is possible.

Don't try this at home.

Sunday, January 13, 2008

Checkmate, atheists!

Yet more proof that I am right and you perverts are wrong. It feels SO GOOD to know that I share all of my opinions with the creator of the universe. Who could possibly be against me?